No One Understands Me

Anonymous asked: lol cj?

I’m not the kind of slut that goes and gives out “cj“‘s to anons

There’s a new boy in my life. His name is Davis. He’s older, has the right amount of facial and body hair and can pull of v-neck with a beanie quite well. He’s just amazing. I have a lab partner named Brad who’s kind of cute but not quite in my league (also he doesn’t go to the right parties at Third North :/) and he says Davis is a self-centered douche who feigns emotional interest in girls in order to have sex with them. My roommate also used to like him but she said he had sex with her once and then wouldn’t look at her. This is good though because

1) Obviously my male friend is just trying to get with me and making things up. This is something an attractive girl should always assume when a boy she finds unattractive offers her advice.

2) Totally proves my roommate isn’t that pretty. Although I always say how beautiful she looks in all her pictures and tell everyone I have the prettiest roommate, I don’t actually think that! When people agree with me it makes me feel sad because I want to be the prettiest roommate because this means I am :).

Ahhh, romantic love at last! I turn 19 soon and I need to have something more than random hook ups with bisexual guys here. Romantic love at last, and this time I’m definitely sure it will work out

Anonymous asked: whats your name?

I get this question a lot. Why do you need to know my name? To see if you know me? If you knew me you’d know who my name was. Your testing this to see if you can bitch about me to your ugly wannabee friends. Go ahead honey by all means :)

Anonymous asked: seems you are pissed off of peoples around you... try making distance friends and live life.... though u r living one... i feel u are not happy

Happy? How could I be happy? I’m slightly over underweight, my friends are skinnier than me, I’m 18 and have STILL not found love. Plus school’s hard I have to study all the time, I can only go out on weekdays sometimes, and quite frankly I think I have more work at my school than anyone at any other school period. I don’t go to anyone else’s school but I’m just assuming because I complain about it the most. Anyways, if you’re going to offer life advice to someone, don’t expect them to take you seriously without proper spelling. I mean look at you, you can’t even take the time to edit your question which is supposedly going to advise me to live a better life. Maybe you’re not even saying what you meant to say! Also your mentality is something annoying people use to justify how annoying they’re being. So you’re also annoying.

patrickthegiraffe:

I SUPPORT CAT-DOG relationships if you don’t reblog this you are a terrible person who will die alone and you will never be as beautiful as the pictures of the people you always post on your blog.ALSO IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THS YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL HOW COULD YOU NOT REBLOG THIS? I AM SUCH A GOOD PERSON I PRESSED REBLOG AND IT FELT GOOD BECAUSE I SURE SHOWED ALL 50 OF MY LOYAL AND FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS WHO ALWAYS LOOK AT MY BLOG THAT I CARE

omg this is so true, forever reblog. If you don’t reblog this you deserve a terminal disease

Anonymous asked: why are you such a cow ??

Elaborate? Thanks :)

Anonymous asked: I can't tell if this is a joke or if you're honestly just a horrible human being. This is not so much a question as it is a clarification request.

Which is weird because I can already tell three things about you from this question.

1) You’re an idiot

2) You’re most likely lazy but couldn’t pass up the opportunity to ask a question you thought would distinquish you as a witty and intelligent person when in fact you’ve already proven the opposite.

3) If you had the opportunity to get with me you’d definitely take it, but you can’t so you’re taking it out on the internet through an anonymous filter.

Anonymous asked: i fucking love you

hmu :)

Fuck off you annoying little bitches. What, the pretty girl bullied you in high school so now you’re going to take it out on random strangers on the internet? I got so much hate from my old school because I was pretty and hot but also really smart and nice to everyone (except for people who like creeped me out). So don’t hate what you don’t know, I’m going to go get drunk and kiss guys because I have a life. Enjoy re-blogging Harry Potter gifs

Anonymous asked: I think you're fucking crazy. You say people don't have to go through any of the same shit you have to do to, and then you say dry skin is one of those issues. SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE DRY SKIN AND SHITTY PARENTS. My mom beats me, where's my sympathy?

Your mom obviously doesn’t beat you hard enough, or else you’d realize you probably deserve it. God you people are fucking stupid